Three days before giftmas, I've caused a fender bender at riddiculous speed (20 km per h). I've barely shifted into second gear after lights changed to green, drove solid 5 meters after the first car. We turned left, he suddenly stopped to let someone with right of way, I stepped on the breaks, and watched in horror how the 5m melted away until I've rammed 1.5 tonnes of up the exhaust pipe of car half the size and mass. The horror - he didn't even get a scratch on his rear end, while the grill and fender on my car were massacred. Damn small cars.
Luckily, it was company car - full insurance, not gonna cost me a dime.